Super Fun, Super Mandatory Icebreaker
Two truths and a lie? Ugh, fine, I’ll go first.
I’ve got a scar on my leg from when I was hit with a firework at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
I’m a dungeon master and I’ve been running the same D&D campaign for over 7 years.
I've performed at Canada's largest gothic/industrial music festival. Twice.
Alright, now it’s your turn: dan.kalmus@gmail.com
More Information?!
OK, fine. Get to know me with some easily digestible bullet points:
I played rugby (tighthead/lock) and only broke two bones (finger/nose).
I love rats and think they make great pets for kids and adults.
I love cooking and I’m a huge MSG advocate.
I’m a two time gout survivor.
I've played CBGB's basement and resent the John Varvatos store that’s there now.
I wrote all the HTML for my personal homepage when I was 11.
Wait, You Wanted Business Information?
I’m an associate creative director (copywriter) who wants to create amazing work, make clients feel empowered, and lift up my coworkers.
I’ve worked with agencies such as Grey, DiMassimo Goldstein, Madwell, Translation, and more.
Brands I’ve touched include: Verizon, AT&T, AARP, Miracle-Ear, GSK (Breathe Right, Panadol, TUMS), Shutterstock, Jackson Hewitt, Zarbee’s, Bausch + Lomb (Ocuvite, PreserVision), SlimFast, WeightWatchers, RadioShack, TradeStation, Ally, The Bronx Zoo, Hasbro, and only one company currently under investigation by the FTC.
The work spans from CRM to broadcast TV, installations to social, radio to print, and any other medium where folks are paying attention.
Oh, and here’s my resume. Or come see who we’re connected with on LinkedIn.